I'll Give You Something to Cry About Tee (White Ink)

"I'll give you something to cry about." If you heard this from the front seat of a station wagon, congratulations: you're an 80s kid, and this retro handshake tee was made for you.

It's a funny 80s kid shirt for everyone raised on tough love, hose water and empty threats that somehow always worked. It's a great gift for the parent who said it, the sibling who heard it more than you, or the friend who now says it to their own kids. Classic parent catchphrases never go out of style.

Printed on a soft, lightweight black Gildan Softstyle 64000 tee. It's 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m²). Tubular knit means no side seams, and a ribbed crew neck with shoulder tape helps it keep its shape. OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified. The slightly relaxed crew fit sits easily for everyday wear. Care: machine wash cold with similar colors, tumble dry low, no bleach. Available in sizes S–2XL.

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