Funny Carpenter Shirts

Measure twice, cut once, swear three times. These funny carpenter shirts are for the woodworkers, framers and weekend builders who smell like sawdust, own too many clamps and can spot a crooked shelf from across the room.

Measure Twice, Cut Once, Swear Three Times is the shop motto, I Only Cut Corners At 45 Degrees is the brag, and It's Not A Mistake, It's A Custom Feature is the excuse we all need sometimes. They make easy gifts for the dad with a garage workshop or the contractor who built your deck. For grease monkeys, see Mechanic shirts.

Every tee is $19.99, printed on demand in the USA in crisp white ink on a soft black Gildan Softstyle 64000 (100% ring-spun cotton) in unisex sizes S–2XL, and we ship within the US only. Not sure about fit? Check the Size Guide before you order.