I'll Give You Something to Cry About Tee (Color)

Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about. The most famous threat of the 80s and 90s, now on a retro shirt you can wear with pride.

It's a funny 80s kid tee for everyone raised on tough love and the parent who perfected the line from the front seat. It makes a great gift for a parent's birthday, a sibling who heard it more than you, or the friend who catches themselves saying it to their own kids. Some parenting never goes out of style.

Printed on a soft, lightweight black Gildan Softstyle 64000 tee. It's 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m²). Tubular knit means no side seams, and a ribbed crew neck with shoulder tape helps it keep its shape. OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified. The slightly relaxed crew fit sits easily for everyday wear. Care: machine wash cold with similar colors, tumble dry low, no bleach. Available in sizes S–2XL.

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