My Dial-Up Your Wi-Fi Tee (White Ink)

Screeeeeech-beep-boop. My dial-up, your Wi-Fi. We waited ten minutes for one photo to load and called it progress.

It's a funny crossover shirt for the Gen X and millennial parents who remember being kicked offline when Mom picked up the phone. It's a great gift for the family's tech support person, the friend who still hums the modem sound and anyone who complains when a video buffers for three seconds. Those were the days.

Features a distressed, vintage-style print in white ink on a soft, lightweight black Gildan Softstyle 64000 tee. It's 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.5 oz. Classic unisex fit with a crew neck and short sleeves. Care: machine wash cold with similar colors, tumble dry low, no bleach. Available in sizes S–2XL.

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