Raised On Hose Water And Ass Whoopings Gen X Tee (White Ink)
Printed to order just for you. Ships in about 2–5 business days, and most orders arrive 5–10 business days after you order. Ships within the US only.
Raised on hose water and ass whoopings. Not a complaint, just the facts. This is the official gen x childhood, summed up in six words.
It's a funny gen x shirt for everyone who drank from the garden hose, roamed until dark and learned discipline the old-fashioned way. It's a great gag gift for siblings, cousins and reunion friends who survived it together, and it starts a laughing "back in my day" conversation every time someone reads it.
Features a distressed, vintage-style print on a soft, lightweight black Gildan Softstyle 64000 tee. It's 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m²). Tubular knit means no side seams, and a ribbed crew neck with shoulder tape helps it keep its shape. OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified. The slightly relaxed crew fit sits easily for everyday wear. Care: machine wash cold with similar colors, tumble dry low, no bleach. Available in sizes S–2XL.
Not sure which size to get? Check our Size Guide before you order. Every shirt is printed just for you.
Imported. Gildan Softstyle blank, printed on demand.
