Metal Slide Burned My Ass Gen X Tee (White Ink)
Printed to order just for you. Ships in about 2–5 business days, and most orders arrive 5–10 business days after you order. Ships within the US only.
Metal Slide Burned My Ass. July. Noon. A sheet of bare steel in full sun, and you went down it anyway, in shorts. The sizzle was real and the lesson was not learned.
It's a funny gen x shirt for every 80s kid who survived the old-school playground: gravel underneath, hot metal on top and zero adult supervision. It's a great gag gift for a 50th birthday, a reunion or the friend who still swears playgrounds were better back then (and slightly more dangerous). It's a guaranteed laugh at any barbecue.
Printed in white ink on a black Gildan Softstyle tee. Available in sizes S–2XL.
Not sure which size to get? Check our Size Guide before you order. Every shirt is printed just for you.
Imported. Gildan Softstyle blank, printed on demand.
