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T-Shirt — "Gen X — Don't Pick Up I'm On The Internet" Tee (White Ink) - front flat mockup

Don't Pick Up I'm On The Internet Gen X Tee (White Ink)

$19.99


Printed to order just for you. Ships in about 2–5 business days, and most orders arrive 5–10 business days after you order. Ships within the US only.

Don't pick up, I'm on the internet! The battle cry of every 90s household, usually shouted just as someone grabbed the kitchen phone and dropped your connection.

This gen x shirt is for anyone who fought for the phone line, waited for a single image to load and lost it all to a ringing call. It's a funny 90s nostalgia gift for siblings, early internet fans and the parent who never understood why the phone had to stay free.

Features a distressed, vintage-style print on a soft, lightweight black Gildan Softstyle 64000 tee. It's 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m²). Tubular knit means no side seams, and a ribbed crew neck with shoulder tape helps it keep its shape. OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified. The slightly relaxed crew fit sits easily for everyday wear. Care: machine wash cold with similar colors, tumble dry low, no bleach. Available in sizes S–2XL.

Not sure which size to get? Check our Size Guide before you order. Every shirt is printed just for you.

Imported. Gildan Softstyle blank, printed on demand.

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