{"title":"Funny Sales Shirts","description":"\u003cp\u003eLet's circle back. These funny sales shirts are for the closers, the quota crushers and the follow-up kings who can turn a cold call into a handshake and a \"no\" into \"not yet.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/objection-handled-white-ink-tee\"\u003eObjection Handled\u003c\/a\u003e is for the closer, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/crm-updated-eventually-white-ink-tee\"\u003eCRM Updated (Eventually)\u003c\/a\u003e is an honest confession, and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/my-forecast-is-optimistic-white-ink-tee\"\u003eMy Forecast Is Optimistic\u003c\/a\u003e is how every pipeline review starts. They make easy gifts for your sales team, a new account exec or the friend who can sell anything to anyone. Shopping for the whole office? 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