{"title":"Funny Mechanic Shirts","description":"\u003cp\u003eThat noise? Yeah, that's expensive. These funny mechanic shirts are for the pros who can diagnose a rattle over the phone, find the 10mm socket that vanished and fix whatever the last guy did to it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/check-engine-light-whisperer-white-ink-tee\"\u003eCheck Engine Light Whisperer\u003c\/a\u003e is for the diagnostic genius, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/labor-rates-125-hr-150-if-you-watch-200-if-you-help-white-ink-tee\"\u003eLabor Rates: $125\/hr, $150 If You Watch, $200 If You Help\u003c\/a\u003e sets expectations in the garage, and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/grease-is-my-cologne-white-ink-tee\"\u003eGrease Is My Cologne\u003c\/a\u003e needs no explanation. They make great gifts for the car guy, the shop owner or the friend who always gets the call when something sounds weird. For woodworkers, see \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/carpenters\"\u003eCarpenter shirts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery tee is $19.99, printed on demand in the USA in crisp white ink on a soft black Gildan Softstyle 64000 (100% ring-spun cotton) in unisex sizes S–2XL, and we ship within the US only. Not sure about fit? Check the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/size-guide\"\u003eSize Guide\u003c\/a\u003e before you order.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"i-fix-what-you-broke-white-ink-tee","title":"I Fix What You Broke White Ink Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eI fix what you broke. A cracked gear for the mechanic who cleans up everyone else's mess.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny mechanic tee for mechanics, auto techs, gearheads and anyone who lives in the garage. 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