{"title":"Funny Gifts for Dad: Gen X Dad Shirts","description":"\u003cp\u003eHe guarded the remote, never set the VCR clock and still answers the phone like it's 1989. These funny gifts for dad are tees he'll actually wear: to the cookout, the game and his Sunday nap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou'll find classic parent lines like \"I'll give you something to cry about,\" retro tech he still swears by, and the house rules every Gen X kid grew up with. They're easy birthday, Father's Day and holiday gifts at $19.99.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery tee is printed on demand in the USA on a soft black Gildan Softstyle 64000, in sizes S–2XL. Not sure of his size? 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