{"title":"All Nostalgia Graphic Tees","description":"\u003cp class=\"collection-definition\"\u003eThis is every JLM Apparel tee in one place: funny, nostalgia-based graphic tees for Gen X, Millennials and Gen Z, plus Gen X \u0026amp; Millennial parent shirts and funny dad and meme tees. They're all unisex, printed on demand on soft black Gildan Softstyle tees in sizes S to 2XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eShop by generation\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach generation has its own page. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/gen-x\"\u003eGen X shirts\u003c\/a\u003e cover 80s childhood: metal slides, Big Wheels, Blockbuster runs, busy signals and the PSAs that told us where we should be at 10 PM. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/millennials\"\u003eMillennial shirts\u003c\/a\u003e are about dial-up, flip phones, burned mix CDs and graduating into a recession. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/gen-z\"\u003eGen Z shirts\u003c\/a\u003e go back to Vine, early TikTok, the family PC and the group chat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCrossovers and trends\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome jokes belong to more than one generation. Those live in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/crossover\"\u003eGen X \u0026amp; Millennial parent shirts\u003c\/a\u003e. The jokes going around online right now, like Nap Goes the Dad, are in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/trends\"\u003efunny dad shirts \u0026amp; trending meme tees\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost designs come in two versions: a White Ink print that stands out on the black tee, and a color print. Same shirt, same price. Every shirt is printed on demand through our print partner, Printify, after you place your order, so nothing sits around in a warehouse waiting for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eQuick answers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow much are JLM Apparel shirts?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery tee in the shop is currently $19.99.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat kind of shirt do you print on?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGildan Softstyle: a lightweight, ring-spun cotton tee in a unisex fit, in black, sizes S to 2XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhich collection should I shop?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStart with the generation of the person you're buying for. If they're a parent caught between two generations, try Crossover. 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